It doesn't even trigger the "Press Shift+Tab" Steam Community features - which does have the accidental benefit that no-one need know that you've played it, let alone blown the price of a decent meal on it. This is an under-featured Flash game in a paper mask. The rest of the time, just click anything that's flashing. Freeze your friends and block pipes with ice. Melt snow and scare the friends into a run with Fire. You can't control the characters, but you can intervene. The maps look nice enough, and there are a variety of locations, but they're all fundamentally the same, lacking any sense of progress or innovation. Your mission is to get five characters from one side of the linear, trap-strewn map to the other. No shock, no mirth, because the developers have got absolutely nothing right. Oh, look: they're vomiting blood from radiation sickness. That means you're paying $14 to experience, at most, 60 minutes of anti-life spent in a glazed state of nothing. For that, you get 30 levels, each taking between one or two minutes. Happy Tree Friends: False Alarm is about $14 (including various taxes). Put your credit card back in its plastic sheath, so we can talk with less urgency. I'll explain why, but it's important that we get that out of the way to begin with.
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